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i-dont-swing
spokenfromtheheartandsoul

You know what’s interesting here? I think this might be the first time (or the first time in a long time) that Andrew’s been told to his face that he’s not some heartless monster. 

It’s very clear from the very beginning that Andrew couldn’t give two shits about what other people might think of him. But for the first time, here’s someone who blatantly looks at him like he’s a human and not a sociopath, and what’s more, that person is also threatening to fight anyone who might say anything against him. 

Andrew’s world has not worked like that up to this point. In his world so far, everything’s been an exchange. If he does this, he’ll get something in return. Nothing more and nothing less. A promise is a promise and the cold, hard, law.

And now he’s got Neil Josten over here: someone who’s sacrificed himself to Riko over winter break once already for Andrew, and is now casually speaking about doing it again. Can you imagine how unsettling that might be? 

No wonder Andrew says the “going on ninety-three”. He’s unnerved. Things don’t work like that for him. These kinds of actions are not given freely. Neil Josten is over here trying to turn Andrew’s world on it’s side. 

(I could also go on about how Neil Josten is a person that has spent a good 18 years of his life not thinking about anyone’s survival but his own and is now over here casually offering to fight those who might besmirch Andrew’s honor but we’ll save that for another post) 

fuzzballsheltiepants

Excellent points, and by all means do another post about Neil Josten willing to joust for Andrew’s honor!

Source: spokenfromtheheartandsoul
minyard-03
beebeebee333

Okay more future Doctor Aaron “not Andrew the Exy player” Minyard headcanons 

  • Okay so if there’s not at least ten instances where one of Aaron’s patients mistake him for Andrew then I am not alive.
  • Like Katelyn actually made them shirts that say in big letters Doctor Aaron Minyard for Aaron and ←Doctor Aaron Minyard for Katelyn when they go to parties.
  • But then there’s this one time when Andrew actually stops by
  • There’s this one kid waiting to see his favorite doctor who helped him with his broken arm and gave him the cool cast and he sees Andrew and immediately screams “Doctor Minyard !!!!” and bolts toward him
  • And he starts babbling to Andrew about how cool his cast is and explains all of the signatures and doodles on it nonstop 
  • Andrew’s actually crouched down and is nodding along but not responding to anything this kid is saying but he’s actually really good with kids??
  • Meanwhile this kid’s brother is having a fucking heart attack in the background because holy fuck that’s Andrew Minyard 
  • And when Aaron finally reveals himself the kid gasps and they expect him to recognize Andrew but instead he’s like “Doctor Minyard you cloned yourself !!!” and he runs up to Aaron and puts a hand on Aaron’s like “I told them you could do anything.”
  • Katelyn’s hiding behind the corner and she’s nearly on the floor with how hard she’s laughing
  • Aaron really brokenly explains who Andrew is and kid’s like “Oh?? Yeah my brother talks about him all the time !!”
  • Kid’s brother wants to die.
  • Neil finally pops up behind Andrew to get him to sign some papers because the only reason they’re there is because Neil sprained his wrist and Andrew is calling in a favor and has to sign his fucking paperwork for him
  • Except Neil is laughing like “Are you jealous your brother stole one of your fans” and Andrew smacks him with the clipboard 
  • Aaron is secretly doting on this kid who chose him over Andrew and makes Andrew sign an autograph for the kid’s brother.
  • Give me more Doctor Minyard.
  • (On the plus side Aaron never has to dress up for Halloween parties because he can just say he’s dressed like Andrew Minyard what are you talking about)
Source: beebeebee333
exy-nerds

the foxhole court: would you fuck your clone?

lynnanne390

Seth: I don’t want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I’m not gay.

Kevin: I’m not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.

Neil: I’m gay, but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird.

Andrew: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.

Nicky: I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed.

Allison: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Matt: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Aaron: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Dan: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.

Source: lynnanne390
palmettofoxesthings
palmettofoxesthings

Things Neil has most definitely said:

Imma fail. But it’s chill- promptly followed by- It’s trash. But is finished trash

Fucked up? Welp time to move- proceeds to be pulled back into the room by Andrew yanking the collar of his shirt

If at first you don’t succeed, sleep- dramatically flops onto the bed (hey he learnt this one from Nicky)

If you’re going to hide from your problems, make sure you change your name first (I did this whoops lol)

cowpants147
nopexnattaxneverxnahxno

Andrew‘s inner monologue

*After the second game against the Ravens*

Andrew: *starts walking towards neil*

Andrew: *squinting* whats that idiot doing

….

Andrew: great, he’s right next to riko *walking a little faster*

Andrew: and..is he?..dumbass is mouthing off again isnt he *now sprinting*

Andrew: *see’s riko raising his exy stick* god FUCKING DAMMIT NEIL *running at this point*

Source: cherry-sunshine
aftgficlibrary

Anonymous asked:

Hey, there’s this fanfic I remember reading about Andreil where Neil was just a side-effect of the drugs he was on and I just can’t find it no matter how hard I try. If you can use it with your magic that would be awesome!

aftgficlibrary answered:

hello! I think this might be it?
-Rachel

A pipe dream by shaardom (T | 980 | 1/1)

Either Neil is a pipe dream or Andrew is tripping. In fact, both are true and Neil is in Europe.

“One hundred and thirty.”

That was a big jump. This was either a better or a worse version of Neil. Andrew exhaled a long puff of smoke. It was too opaque, meaning that the temperature had dropped.

If he didn’t die before his boyfriend’s return, maybe he’ll keep drugs away for a while.

aftgficlibrary

it might be this one as well! 
-Scout

maybe it was the drugs by hazey_sloths (G | 1,933 | 1/1)

in which andrew actually hallucinated neil

badacts
fox-sleeping-minyard

When he’s a pro player Neil refuses to see his team’s physician for anything that requires more than a band-aid or some cooling and it frustrates his whole team and coach but Neil just Will Not Let That Person Treat Him.

Because the only doctor he really trusts is Dr. Aaron Michael Minyard, who is very exasperated about his Most Stupid Patient™ but will still treat all of his bruises and sprained ankles and pulled muscles

Source: fox-sleeping-minyard